Tinder Users Encounter Hornier-Than-Usual Profile
People on Tinder have discovered a surprising profile; a rhino called Sudan.
He's the world's last male White Northern rhino and urgently needs a mate.
Sudan is 43, or 100 in rhinoceros years, and attempts to get him to breed with two different females have failed.
We's assuming those were separate attempts and not some freaky rhino threeway. (Dear lord, the logistics!)
Conservationists have set him up on the dating app to try to raise the $9,000,000 needed to give him fertility treatment.
His profile reads
"I don't mean to be too forward, but the fate of my species literally depends on me.
I perform well under pressure... 6ft (183cm) tall and 5,000lb (2,268kg) if it matters."
A right swipe takes you to a donation page which has already crashed because of interest.
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